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Farmer family friend has an out of control mint problem around one of his greenhouses because he had a potted mint plant that he set on the ground and it grew a tendril out of the pot which touched the soil and grew roots.

It had never occurred to me before that a potted plant could escape.

When I was in elementary school we had a ton of mint growing under a bush in our front yard and once I found out it was mint and edible I fucking devoured ALL of it in a week and it never came back

I was gonna make a “x finding mint” post or something and when I googled animals that eat mint I got this and…

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Excuse me?! I did not expect to be angered over slug slander today but here we are!

@bogleech @uncharismatic-fauna @a-book-of-creatures

Unfortunately one look at animalpeek.com tells me the entire website is AI generated due to its many "off" statements and tangents; the first thing I looked at was "80 animals that eat seaweed" and it includes animals that it claims never eat seaweed, but might if they're desperate, and seaweed contains potassium which is good for your heart, but sadly these animals could have heart disease! You know from not eating potassium rich seaweed! And so on. A tremendous volume of these "articles" that aren't terribly useful or interesting, all over the map in accuracy, and no human ever could have had the time or motive to really write.

On its own it's funny and the dumbness of the writing is cute to me because these mindless stupid programs are TRYING to understand words, in a purely inanimate unconscious sense, but yeah clickbait not even written or inspected by a human being is going to be dominating all search results soon enough 😞

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Black capital letters on a bright turquoise background. It reads "Gay pride is every fucking day! 24 hours a day - 7 days a week - 365 days a year"ALT

Vintage advertisement for Alex In Wonderland, a gay bar in New York City | c. 1984

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

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nougatto:
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Article about it here.
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what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already...

Fantastic idea

Article about it here. 

what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in the city (bus rapid transit, train stations). Just removing highway alone isn’t going to make traffic better, the bigger part of the story is that they improved public transportation. And the current mayor wants to do more - cyclist lanes and reinstate a tram system

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I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

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Me and my coworker were chatting in the office and suddenly a raptor came in and ate us.

It was talking and laughing like the Joker the whole time.

why is the name "Joker" Homestuck green

for your information, this is Tumblr's "Ross green" color (named after the Friends character)

why is the name "Joker" Tumblr Ross Green color named after the Friends character green?

That's better!

Homestuck is Ross from friends green

a set of words from baba is you, saying "homestuck is ross from friends green".ALT

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That is a really cool program! I am so glad they are providing that service to people. Wildlife is not only an important part of our ecosystem, but very important to a person's mental health.

My only concern is whether or not the tree takes up too much space for wheelchair users/mobility aid users to be able to easily use the sidewalk. Some of the angles make it difficult to tell how much room there is between the person's front steps and the tree.

Again, absolutely FANTASTIC work done by those Philly Arborists, but I do hope they are taking that into account.

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Who Here Believe In Vanpires

Dacula

Dacula

Dacula

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there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

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you people cannot be trusted in the war room

and brother, i'm switching sides faster than a metronome

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i am once again asking people i know to do actual research on OCD and what it is b/c i saw someone equating POCD to actual predatory shit recently and i think im going to break out of my enclosure . OCD is not about “subconscious desires” it’s about fear. fears, aversions and repulsions, both subconscious and conscious.

OCD forces you to obsess over things that make you anxious, scared, uncomfortable, or disgusted. possibilities (about yourself, your future, your loved ones and their futures, etc) that would give you nightmares if you considered them for too long. 

literally the second you start thinking OCD may be about “subconscious desires” you have lost. you made an immediate left turn when you were supposed to make a right and now you’re on a completely different road.

this applies to all forms of OCD by the way, even the most “disgusting”, taboo or “disturbing”. whichever form of OCD you’re thinking may be an exception to this rule, is not an exception. b/c there is none

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Would your twelve year old self like who you are today, and sorry no nuance allowed you have to pick one

Yes

No

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